BILL IS TOO OLD TO BE FIRST LADY

I've been rethinking my support for my man Hillary. One thing a President can't afford is a First Lady that's kind of embarrassing. And the longer this campaign goes on, the more Bubba just don't look like he's up to the job of First Lady anymore.

Now, I know that Eisenhower had to deal with Mamie, and Ford had to deal with Betty, and Bill had to deal with Hillary as First Lady...and they all done real good with their wives problems.

But I just am not sure that my man Hillary can keep a lid on Bill, or keep him moving from one day to the next. He's getting too old for the job of First Lady. I've got this video of Bill falling asleep on MLK Day...right in front of the camera. First off, it's bad enough to fall asleep on such a sacred day while a preacher is rattling on and on about something or another. But to do it while you know the cameras are running?

I mean, I've seen George Glover that works at the hardware store fall asleep in the church choir while the preacher was going at it...but nobody had a camera running. We're talking about the wife of the potential leader of the free world dozing off. I mean, it's one thing if you upchuck on a Jap, or slip down the airplane stairs, or fall off a bicycle as President...but you can't have the First Lady disrespecting folks by going to sleep.

I know that Mr. Reagan would doze off occasionally...but not Nancy. Presidents can get away with all kinds of ignorance. But First Ladies are above that. I'm pondering my options now. The video is kinda funny. Poor Bubba...he was probably up late the night before (if you know what I'm saying).