STEAMING BLACK GUY HEADS...AN EDITORIAL CLARIFICATION!

After I talked about how cold it was up in Green Bay on Sunday, and made a passing mention about how even the white guys had "Steaming Black Guy Heads" due to the cold weather, several folks asked me what I was talking about.

Obviously, they aren't real football fans, or they would know about "Steaming Black Guy Heads."

But in order to inform the ignorant, I figured I would be a good Redneck and clue y'all in. I would recommend that y'all read the entire statement from the NFL right here



Just a bit from the official NFL Meteorolgists:

"The phenomenon of weather-related African-American supracranial vaporous emission, or 'Steaming Black-Guy Heads,' as it is colloquially known, occurs when cold dry winter air comes into contact with hot, humid, shaven heads of football players, causing their personal water vapor to condense and rise on a column of heated air," the statement read in part.

"It is then observed by network cameramen, who overwhelmingly choose to film African-American players due to the dramatic contrasts that result—especially when the player in question is backlit—and beamed to millions of households during time-outs, replay reviews, and other stoppages of play. The viewers then realize that winter has come to America."

You really should read the whole article. It's got statements from Bret Farv, Otis Sistrunk, and other greats that understand the (let me get my word book...) significance of this subject to the future of football as we know it.