NEW SHERIFF IN TOWN...

"When I die I want to be buried in Louisiana...so that I can remain active in politics."
- Huey P. Long

Trust me, I'm gonna tell y'all all about my big trip to Baton Rouge for the inauguration of my good buddy Bobby Jindal in a day or two, but for now let me just say that I am optimistic about the future of Louisiana.

Bobby is the smartest man ever born in Louisiana...maybe the smartest man ever born anywhere. His mind is like a computer, and it's programmed for success. Bobby Jindal is the son of Indian immigrants (not like Apaches or Cherokee...the Hindu kind). He was born here in the US, so he can go ahead on and be President after he gets this mess straightened up down here.

At 35, he is the youngest Governor in the US. And I can promise y'all, he has to be the most conservative Governor. If he's not the most conservative, well, somebody will have to show me the one that bests him.

Bobby went right to work. He's called a special session for February to start working on "ethics." I told y'all he was smart. Start with your main problem and work your way down.

Y'all watch this boy...He looks like a pansy, but he's not. He's tough inside. Y'all pray for the boy, too. He's got a big old job on his hands.