BILLY GETS PUT IN HIS PLACE BY THE MRS.

Hey y'all! I just had to spread this on you. I've got a good Redneck buddy (Billy) that lives in Kentucky. He is a young fellow...probably 38 or so. His wife (Candy) is a really sharp gal, and has stuck with him through thick and thin. When I read this computer letter from him, I thought I would put it up on the computer.

Hey Andy,

Hope y'all are good. You ain't gonna believe what Candy told me today. I mean, Valentines Day is coming up, but that gal acted like Santa ain't coming to town.

It's got cold up here. And I'll tell you, I hate cold weather. The older I get, the more I hate cold weather. Then it got windy up here. The older I get the more I hate wind.

The older I get the more I hate cold weather and wind (especially when they come at the same time). So I was telling Candy my plan to get away from cold and windy weather. I told her:

"When I turn 40, I'm moving to Louisiana, cause it's warmer there. When I turn 50, I'm moving to Florida, cause it's warmer there. When I turn 60, I'm moving to Mexico, cause it's warmer there. When I turn 70, I'm moving to Guatemala, cause it's warmer there. When I turn 80..."

And before I could finish, Candy said "When you turn 80 I hope you go ahead on to hell. It's real warm there, and I can move on back to Kentucky."

I love that gal!

Love, Billy