dISASTER HAS STRUCK, AND I FEEL COMLETELY IGNORANT1

well, disaster has struck. and I feel comletely ignorant111 the Mrs. was out mowing the grass this afternoon (aint that something...snow on friday, and mow on sunday ,with her new selfulling, side discharge lawnmower from Lowes. she came in and told me that she was having trouble. she said that something had got hung u underneath the mower, and she needed some hel. I was retty busy watching tv, but I figured Id hel her out. so I go out there, and the blade had got hung u on a coat hanger that some idiot had thrown in the yard. so I ulled the coat hanger out and told her to fire it u1. well, even after making so much fun of the idiot safety instructions that came with the mower, would you believe it/...I had my right hand still underneath the mower and got the little finger on my right hand cut off1 Now, I have cut more grass than forrest gum, and I cant believe that I was so ignorant as to get my right inky cut off1 well anyway, the Mrs. was on to of it and found my inky in the grass. she ut it in some ice, and once she gets finished mowing, were going to the emergency room. the truck is running retty good, and she thinks well get it sowed back on. I sure hoe so1 does anybody know whether I should use clorox, or right guard to get blood stains off the comuter keyboard/