I'VE GOT IT FIGURED OUT!!!!!

There is a big old cundurum going on in Canada about these bodyless feet that are washing up ashore in tennis shoes.

This one kind of puzzled me for a day or two...

But I finally got it all figured out.

Here is the whole article

A quote:

"Vancouver–The mystery began when one severed foot washed ashore last summer.

The second foot was found a week later, on a busy beach trail.

Now, what began as a strange coincidence has taken on downright baffling dimensions with the discovery earlier this month of a third male foot.

All three feet washed up on a Gulf Island between B.C.'s mainland and Vancouver Island.

The connection between the feet doesn't end there.

They were all right feet, size 12, and all three were shod in sneakers."

Heck, even a Redneck can figure this one out! Those are Al Grovers' Carbon Footprints trying to make their way back to Tennessee.