WELL PAINT ME GREEN AND CALL ME A FROG!

I heard something on the radio today that I didn't really believe...but I reckon I should have. I heard some fellow saying that as part of the Louisiana State Budget last year, there was a grant for "scholarships" to a Gay and Lesbian Bowling League.

It kind of interested me because I was on a bowling team once. I wasn't very good at all, but they needed a "fourth." Truthfully, sometimes my (let me get my word book...) substantial handicap was enough to put us over the top. It was alot of fun, and sometimes the testosterone ran pretty high.

So, I mentioned this to the Mrs. I told her, "It kind of ticks me off that our tax dollars go for something like that...but it would be kinda fun to watch!"

The Mrs. just laughed and laughed (so my goal for the day was accomplished). She said, "I'll bet the bull-dockers can whip the homos big-time." I just love her. We got to imagining what it would be like to look at something like that. We could just see it...the Lesbians rollin' them bones, and wiping out pins, and high-fiving each other.

And the queer boys out there rolling it in the gutter, and crying, and when one of 'em actually hit a pin all of 'em jumping up and down and squealing, and bumping hips and all. We did have a good laugh about it all.

So I got to checking, and the story is somewhat true. The State of Louisiana did grant some money to an organization that grants money to several community organizations in the New Orleans area. There are alot of homos in New Orleans, so it only stands to reason that some of the money got to the homo bowling team.

But as I was looking into this I was shocked by what I found. I guess I live a shielded life, but I had no idea how many gay sports organizations there are. I found this computer page that lists a bunch of them.

I was really shocked. I mean, they got gay NASCAR fan groups, gay Rodeo Cowboy groups (how would you like to be President of the Gay Oklahoma Rodeo Association?), sailing, motorcycling, badminton, dancing, roller-skating, pool, and even bridge (I don't think that's a sport, but it's on the list).

And I also found that there is an International Gay Bowling Association. Their computer page is right here.

The Louisiana crowd I found is the "Koktail Bunch," Kenner, LA (hey, that's where my buddy Governor Bobby Jindal lives when he ain't in Baton Rouge). But he ain't a homo...or a bowler!