ALIEN POPULATION NEARING PRESIDENTIAL ENDORSEMENT...

Well, it looks like the alien population is close to endorsing John McCain for President. Their candidates of choice, Dennis Kucinich, and Dr. Ron Paul are history. And it seems now that they are leaning toward supporting Sen. John McCain (R-Arizona). One official with the Federation for Alien Dominance told me (on condition of anonymity) that the organization had polled its' members and McCain is the clear favorite.

"The number one issue on the minds of aliens is "illegal immigration." The official said, "We aliens want that border shut down. The influx of illegals is infecting our unique alien culture. 22 aliens in one house, 5 cars parked in the front yard, beer bottles everywhere, refusal to learn the language...these things are not acceptable. Aliens from Tennessee, to Iowa, to Montana are hopping mad. And even though Senator McCain has only had a recent 'come to Dr. Ron Paul' moment on the subject, we believe that he's our best hope.

I would expect an official endorsement soon by our Supreme Council, and Leader Marfazian Wee."

In what could be a sign of an impending endorsement, it seems that aliens are scoping out Phoenix, perhaps looking for a suitable venue for an endorsement ceremony. This article from the Arizona Republic has details.

Strange lights reported in North Valley sky

Erin Kozak
The Arizona Republic
Apr. 21, 2008 10:13 PM

Several Valley residents reported seeing strange red lights in the sky on Monday night and the cause of the lights remains a mystery.

Arizona Republic reporter Anne Ryman, who lives in Deer Valley, reported seeing four lights in a square shape that eventually became a triangular shape. The lights were moving to the east and they disappeared one by one. She said the lights were visible for about 13 minutes at about 8 p.m.. (more)