LIMITING YOUR LOSSES IN THE MARKETS...

I got a computer letter from the brother of a good friend of mine, and I thought it was pretty funny. So, I decided to upload it up to the computer so y'all could look at it.

Hey Andy!

Lets put the current financial situation into correct perspective!

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you will have $49.00 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have received $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.

Love, Your Friend's Brother