Wednesday, December 17, 2008

OBAMA VISITS CAJUN COUNTRY...

Residents in Terrebbone & Lafourche Parishes in SE Louisiana were taken off guard Saturday morning, when President-Elect Barack Obama made a surprise visit. The visit was without the usual fanfare surrounding Obama.

Obama spokesmen have denied that he visited Louisiana, but I know better. What other human on the planet could split the clouds like that?


Some quotes from the Houma Daily Comet article (don't you just love that name?) -

Some people saw Jesus. Others blamed UFOs.

It wasn't Jesus. It was his successor. It wasn't a UFO. Dennis Kucinich was in Washington making a special order speech decrying the war in Vietnam.

Shawn O’Neil, a meteorologist with the National Weather Service in Slidell, identified the phenomenon as a hole-punch cloud.

“They don’t occur all that often, and they are usually caused when an aircraft intersects altocumulus or cirrocumulus clouds,” he said.

Aircraft? Sure...Obama don't need no stinkin' aircraft to get around.

“It was the weirdest thing I’ve ever seen,” said Raceland resident Sandra Ledet...It completely circled my house and then disappeared. It was too big, too round and too low to be caused by a jet.”

You're danged right Sandra... That hole wasn't made by a jet! I bet Obama got hungry for some crawfish and just popped in. In a related story, New Orleans radio is reporting that over the weekend, all substandard levees have been miraculously strengthened, the Twin Span Bridge has been completed, the Ninth Ward is a lush garden-like housing development, and the New Orleans Police Department plans to lay off 500 patrol officers due to the fact that crime has come to a standstill in the area all the way from New Orleans down to Grand Isle.

That is definitely an Obamahole!

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