Friday, February 6, 2009

AL GORE KILLS OLD MAN IN MICHIGAN...

Former Senator, former US Vice President, Nobel Peace Prize winner, Academy Award winner, and general pain in the butt, Al Gore has claimed yet one more victim.

It seems that Al Gore, through his noble, tireless...yes, even Herculean efforts to stem the tide of "global warming" has delivered to the US one of the coldest winters in recorded history.

Attaboy Al! Keep it up! Maybe by the time you croak, you'll be freezing old people in Florida to death.

It is a sad tale.

Of course, there is much more to the story than just record, bitter cold. (That will only continue to worsen in my humble expert opinion.) You have to wonder if there were not neighbors that noticed no lights on in the old guy's house...no activity at all.

It turns out that this old man had left his entire estate of about $600,000 to a local hospital in his will. He had plenty of money...just nobody to look after him. Y'all check on your old folk neighbors, uncles, aunts, etc. would ya'? If they don't answer the phone or come to the door, go ahead and call THE MAN. He won't mind coming around to check.

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