ALMOST HEAVEN, WEST VIRGINIA...

These stories seem to come weekly, if not dialy, and they always make me scratch my rapidly balding head. A 24-year-old Massachusetts school teacher, Lisa Lavoie has been found in a West Virginia motel with a 15-year-old student that she obviously transported across State lines. But at least she had a few days of heaven with her 8th grade boy-toy...(kinda sick if you ask me...and what is a 15-year-old doing in the stinkin' 8th grade...are they that stupid in Massachussetts?).

Now, Massachusetts gals are as pretty as any I reckon. In fact, my future daughter-in-law is a Commonwealth gal, and she's just as pretty as a picture. But Jeepers! Look at this dog...I reckon she was trying to fit in in West Virginia...but c'mon girl, if you know you're likely to get photographed by the cops, at least wash your hair, and paint the barn would ya'?

This junk happens every day, and I'm wondering where these teachers were when I was in High School? And they ain't all woofers, either! We've seen some pretty good looking old gals in their 30's & 40's take up with these high-testosterone youngsters.

I mean, I can understand why this Lisa Lavoie chick might have to shoot for a young 'un, being as ugly as she is. But some of these predatory gals ain't half bad.

I'm studying on this. I don't know if it's a new phenomenon or not...but none of the young teachers in my High School back in the '70's would give any of us boys a second look. It couldn't have been "us," as we were definitely hot, cool, beef-cakes back in the day. It coulda' been the hair, though...

The Mrs. says that we need to require ugly old hags to teach High School...and make the young chicks teach elementary school kids. She might be on to something...

Oh, by the way...the article says she's been placed on "paid administrative leave..." Nice work, if you can get it...