(Updated) CRUD...IT FINALLY HAPPENED...I KNEW IT WAS COMING...

Update: So, while I was looking at my invitation to join the AARP I discovered that I can all them toll-free at: 1-800-OLD-FART (that's not really their number), but these folks are serious about getting new old fart members. You can call them toll-free between the hours of 7:00 am, and 4:00 pm EST, Monday through Friday. Now, that is one aggressive marketing plan! I'm thinking about calling 'em up, and jerking their chain...just thinking...I probably won't, because it ain't nice to screw around with old blue-hairs. If I can't resist, I'll tell y'all how it goes...

I was waiting for the mail this afternoon. I am waiting for my Stimulus Check from BarackO'...or at least for some unexpected windfall, seeing as Barry has got everything figured out...

But, the mailman brought me my initial invitation to join the AARP.

I caught him coming back up the other side of the street, and told him I hope he gets bit by a dog today...