MY SUGGESTION FOR THE NEXT MADAM SPEAKER...

Nancy Pelosi's rise to Speaker of The House of Representatives has always been a puzzle to me. I'm not trying to be ugly here, but when I see her, and hear her speak, I ask myself, "Self...how can any self-respecting Democrat (especially a chick Dem) hold their head high knowing that their representatives in The House have placed this imbecile (and I'm being generous there) in such a high position of authority?"

And why do the Dem Congressmen allow such an idiot to call the shots?

Let me remind you of the Binet Scale, which forms the basis of current IQ tests:

Normal ----- IQ 85-115
Deficient ---- IQ 71-84
Moron ------ IQ 51-70
Imbecile ---- IQ 26-50
Idiot -------- IQ 0-25

While Nancy may be seen by many Dems as deficient as Speaker, I truly believe she falls into the idiot range on the Binet Scale. I mean, she makes BarackO' look normal, or at worst deficient. She even makes Harry Reid and Joe Biden acceptable as morons.

When I heard today that Nancy said that the US will lose 500 million jobs every month until a stimulus package is passed, I knew it was time to start a grass-roots movement to remove Nan as Speaker of The House. The future of the Republic is at stake my friends.

I just didn't know where to turn as an alternative. I thought maybe Hoyer could step in and gently nudge Nan into the wings...you know, kinda encourage her to step down...say something like, "I can't serve any longer. I've got a massive tumor the size of a watermelon that has been growing on my brain for the last 25 years which has put me into the Binet Scale idiot range now. I love this country, and this House, but I'm drooling now, etc."

But Hoyer can not step in to fill her high heels. No my friends, we must have a woman. If a woman's going to step down from an office, a woman must replace her. It's a rule. Witness NY...was a man even considered as a replacement for Hillary (bad example maybe...it coulda gone either way when replacing Hillary)?

But I think the mystery is solved. This is my gal...Kathy Evans, constituent of Larry Craig...


NEW YORK - Idaho resident Kathy Evans brought humiliation to her friends and family Tuesday when she set a new standard for stupidity with her appearance on the popular TV show, 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.'

It seems that Evans, a 32-year-old wife and mother of two, got stuck on the first question, and proceeded to make what fans of the show are dubbing 'the absolute worst use of lifelines ever.' After being introduced to the show's host Meredith Vieira, Evans assured her that she was ready to play, whereupon she was posed with an extremely easy $100 question. The question was: 'Which of the following is the largest?'

A) A Peanut
B) An Elephant
C) The Moon
D) Hey, who you calling large?

Immediately Mrs. Evans was struck with an all consuming panic as she realized that this was a question to which she did not readily know the answer.

'Hmm, oh boy, that's a toughie,' said Evans, as Vieira did her level best to hide her disbelief and disgust. 'I mean, I'm sure I've heard of some of these things before, but I have no idea how large they would be.'

Evans made the decision to use the first of her three lifelines, the 50/50. Answers A and D were removed, leaving her to decide which was bigger, an elephant or the moon. However, faced with an incredibly easy question, Evans still remained unsure.

'Oh! It removed the two I was leaning towards!' exclaimed Evans. 'Darn. I think I better phone a friend.' Using the second of her two lifelines on the first question, Mrs. Evans asked to be connected with her friend Betsy, who is an office assistant.

'Hi Betsy! How are you? This is Kathy! I'm on TV!' said Evans, wasting the first seven seconds of her call. 'Ok, I got an important question. Which of the following is the largest? B, an elephant, or C, the moon. 15 seconds hun.'

Betsy quickly replied that the answer was C, the moon. Evans proceeded to argue with her friend for the remaining ten seconds. 'Come on Betsy, are you sure?' said Evans. 'How sure are you? Duh, that can't be it.'

To everyone's astonishment, the moronic Evans declined to take her friend's advice and pick 'The Moon.'

'I just don't know if I can trust Betsy. She's not all that bright. So I think I'd like to ask the audience,' said Evans. Asked to vote on the correct answer, the audience returned 98% in favor of answer C, 'The Moon...' Having used up all her lifelines, Evans then made the dumbest choice of her life.

'Wow, seems like everybody is against what I'm thinking,' said the too-stupid-to-live Evans. 'But you know, sometimes you just got to go with your gut. So, let's see... For which is larger, an elephant or the moon, I'm going to have to go with B, an elephant.. Final answer.'

Evans sat before the dumbfounded audience, the only one waiting with bated breath, and was told that she was wrong, and that the answer was in fact, C, 'The Moon.'


See, the perfect replacement! At least she asks for input before showing herself to be a deficient, moronic, imbecilic, idiot. Write your Congressman. Today! The future of the Republic is in your hands.