OLD LADY MAY SINGLEHANDEDLY BANKRUPT UZBEKISTAN...

Okay, so this old lady in Uzbekistan (that's in the country of Asia) turns out to be 128 years old. So, obviously she has been collecting Uzbek Social Security for 63 years, consuming 1/3 of total Uzbeki government revenues. If she don't kick the bucket pretty quick, she's gonna ruin the economic powerhouse of Uzbekistan for good!

Seriously, you ought to hit the link below and watch the minute and a half video. She looks good for 128. I don't think she's going anywhere right away. Her name is "Tuti." I'll bet that was real cute when she was a young bride, one hundred and eleven years ago...

The BBC reports:

An Uzbekistan woman thought to be 128-years-old could be the oldest person ever documented.

Tuti Yusupova has a birth certificate which says she was born in 1880.