CORCH ROY WILLIAMS BETTER HOPE...

...that BarackO' is better at picking NCAA Tourney winners than he is at picking his Cabinet.

I know two things for sure about BarackO's Tourney brackets. (He has picked NC, Louisville, Memphis, and Pitt, with The Tarheels taking the trophy)

The two things I know for sure are that if The Obamateur (nyuk nyuk, I read that one yesterday and got tickled) picked them:

a) They're behind on their taxes.

2) They don't know what the hell they're doing.

Now, we all know that Corch Obama is a huge basketball fan. He loves roundball almost as much as "W" loved "the national passtime." Heh, I'll bet it's gonna be funny to look at when BarackO' finally stirs up the stones to go out and throw out a "first pitch." Funny...I can't barely wait.

(B.C. - Before Camels)

Now, I've got just a couple of more thoughts on Obama's picks.

3) He gave me the reds right off by picking Butler over LSU. Riiiiiight! They're up there in Indiana. Everybody knows that every team from Indiana either sucks, or really sucks.

4) He's got no loyalty whatsoever. Dangit Barry, I know Hawaii didn't make the dance, but your homies from Illinois did. You always go with your home boys. If you axed me today who is gonna win the Tourney, I'd tell you..."LSU...no doubt about it."

Heck, I've got a buddy from down around Nacogdoches, TX. I asked him who he thought was gonna dance to the title. He said, "Hell...my SFA Lumberjacks! Are you a retard or somethin'?" It's a rule. You have to pick your home team, or you ain't worth spit!

e) Ooops, disregard (#4). I forgot that Barry can't go with his "home team." Kenya did not get an invite...never mind...

And you just gotta love what Corch K had to say when he was told that The Obamateur left the Blue Devils out.

Andy Katz from ESPN was there when Obama The Greek made his picks. Don't worry about looking at the video if you don't want to. I'll sum it up...Obama is an imbecile...and a left-handed imbecile at that. We all knew that Barry could "go left" in the paint, but I'm just about tired of these left-handed Presidents lately...except for Ronny. Did you know that since 1945, we have had 6 left-handed Presidents? Truman, Ford, Ronny RayGun, GHW Bush, Clinton, and The Obamateur. (What are the chances?)





Well, anyway, I sure hope Corch Williams don't get audited when LSU upsets The Tarheels, and embarrasses the O'Brainiac.

Well, like I said, Roy better hope that Missuh Prez is better at picking roundball games than Cabinet members. And women...