A PREDICTION...YOU READ IT HERE FIRST...

If you are over 18 (I'm assuming you are) you will likely remember that "W" surprised our brave troops in Iraq by showing up unexpectedly on Thanksgiving Day '03.

Here is a video of it. Do you know that when you search for "George W. Bush, Thanksgiving in Iraq 2003"...and "Bush surprise visit to troops in Iraq," and "W goes to Baghdad," on YouSuckTube, you will find that video...and then the next 75,000 on the list are videos of the Iraqi reporter throwing his shoe at "W."??? You reckon YouTube has an agenda...no...surely not!

Well, I'm making a prediction right now. President Barack O'Bama will make a surprise visit to the NCAA Basketball Championship game up there in DE-troit. After all, DE-troit is the living image of his plans for the rest of us...what better place to "supprize evuhbody?"

The lights will dim...the drums will bang...AND THE SPOTLIGHT WILL HIT THE "KENYAN KID"....

The PA announcer will alert everybody in DE-troit with a deep-voiced "ARE YOU READY TO RUMBLE????"

Then our beloved President will run through the smoke-bombs and roman candles...clad in his tennies (given to him by the NC Tarheels...who have unexpectedly been whipped like a bunch of red-headed-step chilluns by LSU), his "Dr. J" afro wig, painted up in "white face" in honor of Larry Bird...and wearing his "Just Say NO to AIDS!!" jersey given to him by Maxine Waters and Magic Johnson.

After about two hours of "Halleluias!," genuflecting, and mass hysteria, the crowd will finally wear down a bit, and Barack "The Stilt" will address the adoring, madding crowd.

"Uh...as you know, I...uh...predicted that...uh...ElEsYou and uh...uh...YouEsSee would meet tonight to decide...uh...the nashunal champyunship!"

At that point the crowd will go mildly wild.

"Uh...I know that some news agencies reported earlier that I...uh...had...uh...picked North Caruhlinuh and Luiville to be playin' tunight. Well, the buck stops with me! (the crowd claps...kinda) However, I was not informed before filling out my brackets that the Cards, and my very best friends from Chapel Hill would lose. Trust me...uh...trust me...HEADS WILL ROLL! I have instructed my staff to look into this...uh...misinfumation..."

"Anyway...uh...enjoy yourselves tonight. Michelle and me both wish you all a...uh...uh...veru, veru happy ball game...and GO ElEsYou!!!...and YouEsSee!!!

At this point the Rainbow Afro wig dude from the 70's (the only one still awake in De-troit) stands up in the arena holding up his sign reading "Do You Believe In Miracles?"