The Louisiana Legislature is in session now (grab your wallet, and hold it tight if you live here). And it seems that the Corch of my beloved LSU Tigers has gotten himself dragged into a legislative debate.Now, Les is kinda (really) on thin ice since he took Nick Saban's National Championship program and turned it into a "ho-hum, just better than average shell of it's former self." Don't get me wrong...it ain't all his fault, and he's done some good junk like dumping trouble-makers, etc.
Anyway, it seems that Corch Miles has weighed in on a bill being considered in the Louisiana House that would allow students with "concealed carry permits" to carry handguns on campus.
From the article:
"To allow firearms on campus would be to introduce an element of risk that could compromise all that is good about a university setting," Miles told the Baton Rouge Business Report on Tuesday."
HELLO! HELLO! Les, folks with "concealed carry permits" do not pose a "risk." They lessen the risk of innocent students being mowed down by jackasses that (for some unknown reason) don't obey the RULES.
Perhaps Corch Miles forgets that the very first football game played by Virginia Tech after the massacre carried out by some non-student Korean (or Vietnamese...can't quite remember) took place at Tiger Stadium.
Hey Corch...maybe you will remember the stunning tribute at Tiger Stadium! Think. Think hard.
Hey Corch...if ONE student with a "concealed carry permit" was packing, and was in the vicinity of the Asian guy that decided not to obey "THE RULES" and go ahead on and blow his worthless brains out...well, I dunno...maybe 30 or so students at Virginia Tech may have graduated...may have become productive citizens...got married...had children...buried their parents (instead of the vice versa).
Corch...I've got some grace for you (one of the few LSU fans that do by the way), but you are just dead, stinkin' wrong on this one. Maybe you need to go take the "concealed carry" classes, and find out just how hard it is to get one of those things...meet the instructors...meet those students that really care to protect themselves...other students...and YOU from raving lunatics that may snap at any moment.
As a side note, Every Day Should Be Saturday is poking fun at my beloved LSU Tigers. It is pretty funny...
C'mon Corch...put your obvious critical thinking skills to use. You're skating thin to start out with...don't tick off every Tom, Dick, Leroy, and Lula Belle that still has a tiny bit of confidence in you.
Corch.
ReplyDeleteHeh.
I pronounce it croatch.
Heh.
ReplyDeleteWell Two Dogs, you are from the east side of the Big River, and I know y'all don't use well english like us do.
But "corch" is how I learned it coming up.
Man, LSU really is gonna suck...especially if Corch gets his way.
Sigh...
Sucking in the SEC means that you are in the top twelve nationwide. Just saying.
ReplyDeleteGAWWWWDDDD, I just could not stand Crotch Miles when he was at OSU. Sorry you have to have him now, Andy. Maybe he'll get on down the road one of these days.
ReplyDeleteCome to think of it, he's probably afraid somebody will shoot him in his big mouth if students could carry guns. Self-preservation statement perhaps?? hee hee
And sucking in the Big XII means you're
ReplyDeleteTEXAS
bwahahahahahaha
And they pronounce Croatch a little differently in Oklahoma, too.
ReplyDeleteHow do you say that, CROTCH? Ha!
Staci, us SEC fans only consider Big 12 SOUTH as actual footbaw. So we respect Texas even though Austin is TEH GHEY.
Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk...
ReplyDeleteSince I have a fellow SEC homer, and a Big 12 homer handy...
...we should start our own version of the NCAA. Except it will be only good football teams, which will exclude the ACC, PAC-10, Big 10, and otherwise worthless teams (we're looking at you Notre Dame).
Easily done, there are 18 slots available. The SEC and Big 12 SOUTH. No more are required.
ReplyDeleteOf course going undefeated would NEVAH happen.
Dangit! When is September gonna be?
ReplyDeleteI know EXACTLY what you mean.
ReplyDeleteOU gets to play the first game of the season in the new Cowboys Stadium. Take that, sMack Brown and that fey QB, whatshisname, Coltie McCoyness.
ReplyDeleteMaybe the SEC and the Big XII South should just make a pact only to play each other, and we'd name our championship bowl game something much better than after a fruit or a corn chip.
And we say it KROTCH, or sometimes KEE-ROTCH. Both are acceptable at Okie hoedowns.
ReplyDeleteI propose that the championship game be called, "THE COLLEGE FOOTBAW CHAMPIONSHIP GAME."
ReplyDeleteI second Two Dogs (kinda). Something simple will do. And Staci is right (kinda). We need not name the championship after a fruit, or a frito.
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking something simple and sweet...maybe Sugar? (Okay, I'm an LSU homer...sigh)
Geeze! I'm getting enlightened!
ReplyDeleteAll my life I thought corch was a place you discretely scratched when it itched....
Well see Walt, you didn't have good raising up in Illinois.
ReplyDeleteDown here we call that your "special purpose."
A corch is just an old guy that makes your life miserable...the other thing, not so much.