Okay, I HAVE HAD ENOUGH!!!

After being almost killed twice, cut off three times, and witnessed 4 run red lights by vehicles with Arkansas license plates in the past few days...

You know, they come down here to gamble at the casinos. It's a big deal for 'em, too. Heck, some of them save up half their paycheck (with all 12 dollars, and nearly as many teeth) to come and try their luck at the boats...and make life miserable for the rest of us.

It has been a long, long time, but it is time for another edition of "We Hate Arkansas Day!"

Why don't we take a little trip around that thar grate stat of Arkansas?

Photos courtesy of Walt -

(as ALWAYS, click on photo to see it big)

Don't miss the annual "Old guys on couch buggies learning to slam into each other as practice for casino trips to Shreveport Festival" in ElDorado.

(this is the "refuse to yield properly at intersections" competition)

Festival of Urinating Santas in Hope (Held year-round)

One-Hour Wedding Chapel in Magnolia. The gal on the left, Eurlene, is the proprietor. Her boyfriend is the preacher.

Promotional photo from Arkansas Department of Tourism for their campaign,
"Come Make a Splash in Hot Springs"

Thousands attend the annual "Dumbass Rednecks Roll Down a Hill Festival" in Conway

University of Arkansas valedictorian couldn't afford a tattoo...so Nair & crayons had to do. He had to go purchase the Nair...there were already plenty of crayons at the University Library.

Louisiana couple...but I understand they have plans to move to Arkansas just as quick as he loses enough teeth.

"Please God...please make Momma and Daddy move out of Arkansas before I start school.
Please. I'll do anything."

Arkies on Vacation

The latest in lawn equipment down to the feed store

University of Arkansas recruits top wide reciever prospect from Gay High, San Francisco!