Barack Obama NEVER went to the Moon!

(Okay, it ain't great. Since I can not figure out Photoshop, I have to print out pictures...literally cut and paste...scan...save...upload...yada yada yada...but I give myself a C+ for the halfhearted effort)

It seems that a Colorado Congressperson, one Betsy Markey (d-CO) has likened "birthers" to those that believe that "the United States never landed on the moon."

Just for your information, one that does not believe that the US landed on, and explored the Moon is known as a "Mooner." (The lesser used term is "Moonie")

If you do not know what a "birther" is, it is one of those obviously demented, hate-filled, racist individuals that find the fact that BozObama has spent a BoZillion dollars in legal fees to avoid having to produce proof in court that he was born in the great State of Hawaii (not in Kenya as his Kenyan Auntee who witnessed the birth claims)...thus being qualified under that foolish old Constitution thingy to serve as President...to be suspicical.

Man, that was a long sentence.

It's like a "conspiracy theory." The idea behind a "conspiracy" is normally for parties to collude in order to subvert the law, or commit some type of fraudulent act...or to cover up said illegal, or fraudulent act.

Now, in my humble expert opinion, a decent "conspiracy" can only be carried out by a very few individuals. Let's take "The United States never landed on the moon" for instance. Thousands of engineers, production personnel, secretaries, computer folks, NASA spokespeople, military officers, and janitors worked on the Apollo missions. THOUSANDS! Then add to that all of the pols involved in the funding, the Presidents that pushed the programs, and all the way to the Oval Office where President Nixon watched our Astronauts take their little walk (oh wait...Nixon? Maybe we didn't really get there...but I digress).

Not to mention that Buzz Aldrin was involved. Aldrin is one of the wackiest "conspiracy" dudes around, and would certainly not be a party to one.

For the moon landing, and moon walk to be a fake would require that the THOUSANDS involved all keep their mouths shut. That is mathematically, and humanly impossible! If you know more than four humans, you know at least one that can not stay mum with a secret.

So, a decent "conspiracy" can only involve a very few folks. If you get more than two or three folks involved in something...somebody is gonna spill the beans (either accidentally, or on purpose, or accidentally on purpose).

"Birthers" believe that BozObama knows exactly where he hit the ground. His Momma and Daddy know knew. His Grandma knew, but was really sick and all before she passed away and wasn't talkin'. And his lawyers probably know...but they are bound by their code of ethics to shut up.

Michelle might know, but I'd be afraid to get within four football fields of her to ask...and she probably wouldn't give up her "baby daddy" anyway.

So, the "birthers" have a much stouter leg to stand on than the "The United States never landed on the moon" Moonie wackos.

This Colorado Congressperson Markey needs to get educated on comparisons/equivalencies/whatevertherightwordis before she opens her pie-hole again...accusing decent folks like me of doubting that Barack Obama never was born on the Moon and all.

This started out really funny and entertaining in my mind...and ended with a huge "thud." Oh well...