The Pope and Nancy Pelosi are on stage in front of a huge crowd.
The Pope leans towards Mrs. Pelosi and says, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy?
This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and for the rest of their lives.
Whenever they speak of this day they will rejoice!"
Pelosi replied, "I seriously doubt that; with one little wave of your hand? Show me."
So the Pope slapped her.
welcome back, dude!
ReplyDeleteWhat? No guffaw, or nothing? ;)
ReplyDeleteThanks Staci! I see that most of the worldwide computer fell apart while I was gone.
But you dun remained stable! Good on ya'!
I needed that laugh.
ReplyDeleteWelcome back Andy!
ReplyDeleteThanks Cosmic! I figured the best way to come back home was with a good Bella Pelosi/Pope Benedict joke.
ReplyDeleteGot another good 'un coming up...stay tuned.
As a welcome back, the Michigan Poodle and I thought you might enjoy this poster. It's from from the 80's but still relevant for a poodle admirer like yourself. (Hopefully I won't hit the "anonymous" button again when I send this.) Deanna & Sophie
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Deanna, you did just fine.
ReplyDeleteSophie, Mwa Mwa Mwa Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
I showed it to Sadie, and she almost broke down the back door trying to escape! You've got your bluff in on her, Sophie. Don't blow it.