It seems that a group of "Physics" majors at stinkin' Arkansas...

...ran their vehicle in a ditch on the way to a tailgate party.

Now, there's nothing odd about that. Heck, the average Hog fan does that 6, maybe 7 times a month. But, there is something just wrong about this video. This dufus, and his fellow dufi, have broken one hard and fast rule of Arkansas vehicle operation. You're supposed to carry a come-along in your trunk for just such occasions. You don't have to wear a seat belt, or get a vehicle inspection...but carry a come-along, dangit!

And besides that, don't these morons know that if they just wait a couple of minutes, somebody with a power winch bolted to their front bumper will be along? Somebody's gonna get killed! That would be a shame for sure, but it would help clean up the gene pool.

Ignorant...



And while we're on Hog Tailgaters, I understand that this next fellow is in high demand. I started to say something ugly about just "where" this fellow's particular talent is most appreciated on game day. But, I reckon I'll let y'all figure it out...

Woo Pig Sooie!