Friday, January 8, 2010

How would Elvis look today?

Okay, so Fox News is asking readers to send in their work showing what Elvis would look like today. I guess it's Elvis' birthday, or something.

I have a submission, but I can't send it in. The rules clearly state that you need to make sure that whatever you send them is your own property, and you have the rights to it.

I don't have the rights to this, but I'm pretty sure that this is what Elvis would look like today.


  1. Heh. Thousands of elderly southern women bearing pitchforks and torches should be showing up on your doorstep any time now. You'd best go into hiding.

  2. Hey Buck, my Momma worked in an office in Shreveport with a gal that Elvis took a shine to while he was a regular on the Louisiana Hayride (where he got his first semi-real "break").

    Elvis kept bugging said gal for a date. She told Momma, "I'm not going out with that hillbilly."

    There are lots of old ladies around here that took him up on it, though. Hey, I might post some old stuff of Elvis on the Hayride, if I can find it.


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