Once upon a time, a guy asked a beautiful girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!'
And the guy lived happily ever after, and rode motorcycles, and went fishing, and hunting, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch, and had tons of money in the bank, and left the toilet seat up, and farted whenever he wanted.
And the guy lived happily ever after, and rode motorcycles, and went fishing, and hunting, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch, and had tons of money in the bank, and left the toilet seat up, and farted whenever he wanted.
The end
I had no idea that your were a romantic kind of guy. I'll bet Mrs. Andy thanks her lucky stars every day!
ReplyDeletewow, that is a beautiful story........ thank you......
ReplyDeletewomen are like flowers, so beautiful and sweet when they're young, then the cold winds come with rain turning to sleet and the flowers slowly (hopefully) wilt and the smell becomes different as does the touch and texture.......
and that's all without mentioning the political slant
I SO relate to this.
ReplyDeleteOn a serious note, I'd rather still be married... there are certain benefits to that state. But I ain't about to screw things up at this point in life by trying to break another one in.
Jim...Dang right she does!
ReplyDeletefshafer, I'm staying away from that one, Pal.
Buck, I hear ya'.
Actually, the girl said NO! so she could ride her own motorcycle, go fishing, hunting, and play golf, drink whatever she wanted whenever she wanted, not have to share her money with anybody else, always had the toilet seat down, and didn't have to smell his stinky farts.
ReplyDeleteHeh.
Andy said (I still can't log in to my Gooble account):
ReplyDeleteHeh! Bwahahahahahahahaha! Staci.