The Gooble is WRONG! #43 (Definitive Proof)

(Asking for advice Note) CRUD...I'm getting the creeps here! As I was about to post this definitive proof on just how wrong The Gooble search is, I tried to log in to my Reader. I know I've gotten under their skin and all, and they've been throwing personal barbs my way. But, now I am eyebrow raised over what they threw at me when I tried to log in.

If this has happened to you, let me know please. I'm wondering if this might be one of them fishin' deals...like if somebody is just trying to screw my computer up, or something. I'm serious about this. I don't know whether I should throw a new password in, or not. Please let me know if your own experience tells you it's okay to respond to a screen like this.

Then, the rest of the original post is below. (End of Asking for advice Note)




Okay, if any further proof is needed as to The Wrongness of the Gooble©, this should finally put any doubts that yet exist to rest...truly a wooden stake through Dracula's heart, followed by an axe to the neck...

Now, this first The Gooble search© places Andy's Place at the top of the heap. And honestly, I must confess as The Wrongness of the Gooble Czar™, that for ONCE, The Gooble got it right. Even a blind hog finds an acorn onest in a while!

This is a true "snoozer," and so obvious that it really needs no mention. But, any time Andy's Place shows up at #1 on The Gooble search©, it MUST be acknowledged. After all, this blog is "all about me."

Click on it and be bored...

Okay, so the folks at The Gooble search© are one for about three gozillion in helpful search results. Congrats! Give y'allself a raise, a month off, and a coupla' hundred shares of stock each. You've earned it.

Now, on to quite possibly the most inaccurate search in the history of The Gooble. About a week ago, a visitor to Andy's Place was obviously down in the dumps. And, where do you turn when you need a friend...somebody to cheer you up...something to turn that frown upside down?

Well, The Gooble, of course!

I had mentioned in a previous post that Andy's Place turns up #1 on one of the most commonly used expressions of laughter used on the worldwide computer.

Now, it's not LOL, or ROFL, or LMAO, or ROFLMAO, or even LOLLMAOROFLMAOLOL!

Nope! But it still is pretty impressive to be #1 in it...and WAY WRONG to do a poor, down in the dumps searcher by sending them Andy's way for humor. Especially when the #2 result is obviously one of the funniest, most hilarious, most bizarre, most out of touch with reality, and deepest source of gut-busting laughter on the entire worldwide computer.

Click on it, and behold The Wrongness of The Gooble© ...


The Gooble is WRONG! Game. Set. Match.

Actually, I'm getting a little nervous about disrespecting The Gooble after looking at this video. It arrived mysteriously in my letter box from some fellow named UNKNOWN SENDER.




I think my work here is done.