Thursday, April 22, 2010

For you beer drinkers...

From Dr. Jill...

After the first day of a world brewing convention  in the states, the CEO's of various brewing organizations retire to the bar.  

Bruce, the CEO of Fosters, shouts to the barman: "In 'Strailya, we make the  best beer in
the world, so pour me a Fosters mate.
"

Bob, CEO of Budweiser calls out next: "In the  States we brew the finest beer known to mankind and I make the king of them  all. Gimme a Bud".

Hans steps up next: "In Germany we invented das  beer. Give me ein Becks, der real King of beers."

Paddy, CEO of Guinness steps forward: "Barman give  me a diet coke with ice and lemon please." The others stare at him in stunned  silence, amazement written over their faces. 


Eventually Bruce asks: "Are you  not going to have a Guinness Pat?" 

To which Paddy replies "Well, if you girls aren't drinking, then neither am I".

2 comments:

  1. Guinness is quite possibly THE most overrated brew on the planet. But they have great ads.

    Speaking of beer... I think we'll start Happy Hour waaay early today. Prosit!

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