SmartAlek!!!!

So, Future Daughter In Law (FDIL) had not seen me since I went burr.

She is standing on the side porch visiting with The Mrs. when I round the corner trying to finish up yard work before going to my nephew's wedding tonight. 

(I'll swear, my kinfolk just keep getting married.  Actually, I really like the last three matches...this one included.)

There is a devilish look in FDIL's eyes...

Me:  "If you laugh, I'm gonna' slap you!"


FDIL:  "Okay, I'm not laughing."


Me:  "No, I'm just kidding!"


FDIL:  "Okay.  Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

That gal is a "keeper."

Look, I'll see y'all tomorrow.  I MUST finish up mowing my weeds, and get to my nephew's wedding.  I like him.  He's a fine young man.  And, I like his bride.

But, I know that people (especially my family) are going to point at me and laugh.

Crud....