From Walt.
One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the misbehaving that was going on.
So he called one of His angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time.
When the angel returned, he told God, 'Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not.'
God was not pleased. So He decided to e-mail the 5% that were good, because he wanted to encourage them, and give them a little something to help them keep going.
Do you know what the e-mail said?
When the angel returned, he told God, 'Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not.'
God was not pleased. So He decided to e-mail the 5% that were good, because he wanted to encourage them, and give them a little something to help them keep going.
Do you know what the e-mail said?
Okay, I was just wondering, because I didn't get one either...
It said, "Stay away from the other 95%, they are idiots and you cannot blame me for that."
ReplyDeleteI do get some that are somewhat similar. Unfortunately, I am not fast enough in forwarding to 10 people in 5 minutes, so I have never received the riches promised if I did so.
ReplyDeletePaul, Nyuk!
ReplyDeleteJim...just 10 people? Most of them I get have much higher targets.
They come from friends that love, and care about you.
ReplyDeleteI only have two of those, thank The deity At Hand. And they have impeccable taste. Sometimes. ;-)
I'm sure I got one, but it must have been diverted by my junk mail filter. I'm looking through the 1,454,459 emails in that folder now. It may take awhile, but I'll let you know when I find it.
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