Caught her in a lie!

This morning I was heading out on a couple of errands, and I saw my neighbor lady across the street outside wearing a dress.  Not a real fancy dress, but MUCH more fancy than the normal Saturday morning attire around here.

So, I rolled down my window and hollered at her:

Me:  "Hey, kiddo!  You're all dressed up.  Y'all going somewhere?"

She:  "No.  Not going anywhere!  It was just the easiest thing to throw on, I guess."

Well, a few minutes later I was coming out of the Dollar General Store just down the street, and lookie who comes walking in the front door.  Yep!

Me:  "You was lying!  You got yourself all gussied up for that big trip to the Dollar Store!"

Her:  (laughing)  "Well ya' know.  A girl's gotta keep up appearances here in our high class 'hood."

I laughed, and it reminded me of this newspaper clipping I've had around here for a while.

Nyuk!