Monday, July 26, 2010

Monday Morning Chuckle...

From Cowdad...

A FARMER DECIDED HE WANTED TO GO TO TOWN AND SEE A MOVIE.

THE TICKET AGENT ASKED,  "SIR, WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR SHOULDER?" 

 

THE OLD FARMER SAID,  "THAT'S MY PET ROOSTER CHUCK. WHEREVER I GO, CHUCK GOES."


"I'M SORRY SIR," SAID THE TICKET AGENT.   "WE CAN'T ALLOW ANIMALS IN THE THEATER."

THE OLD FARMER WENT AROUND THE CORNER AND STUFFED CHUCK DOWN HIS OVERALLS. THEN HE RETURNED TO THE BOOTH, BOUGHT A TICKET, AND ENTERED THE THEATER.

HE SAT DOWN NEXT TO TWO OLD WIDOWS NAMED MILDRED AND MARGE.





THE MOVIE STARTED AND THE ROOSTER BEGAN TO SQUIRM. THE OLD FARMER UNBUTTONED HIS FLY SO CHUCK COULD STICK HIS HEAD OUT AND WATCH THE MOVIE.

"MARGE," WHISPERED MILDRED.

"WHAT?" SAID MARGE.

"I THINK THE GUY NEXT TO ME IS A PERVERT."

"WHAT MAKES YOU THINK SO?" ASKED MARGE?

"HE UNDID HIS PANTS AND HE HAS HIS THING OUT", WHISPERED MILDRED.

 
"WELL, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT," SAID MARGE. "AT OUR AGE WE'VE SEEN 'EM ALL."

"I THOUGHT SO TOO," SAID MILDRED, "BUT THIS ONE'S EATIN' MY POPCORN!"
   

9 comments:

  1. I love that old joke! And the guy with the rooster on his shoulder is a dead ringer for a friend of mine. I think I'll call him and ask whether he's recently built a coop!

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  2. Just when you think you're safe, you come over to Andy's Place and another joke pops out of the woodwork . .

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  3. Choking the chicken keeps coming to mind, but I can't think of a way to phrase it politely.

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  4. Jim, ummmmmm...don't tip your hand there buddy...I mean, mine isn't woodwork.

    Nancy, ...sigh...

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  5. Andy, all chickens roost. So they're all roosters - male and female. This one's a male and therefore a cock. :)

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  6. Barry, Nyuk! For some reason I figured we would get clarification from you.

    BTW Barry...check out the shirt on that dude holding the cock. Familiar? Maybe it's just my imagination running away with me...

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  7. I'm catching up on my blog reading this morning - so I have read through several old posts/jokes and laughed at all. But this one made me LOL, snort and LOL some more. What does that say about me?

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  8. Lou, it says that you like jokes about chickens. And such...

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  9. Andy, that shirt is the uniform for us naked redneck chick/cock lovers.

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