Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Wednesday Morning Nyuk...

From Paul the Fireguy...

A little old lady was sitting on a park bench in The Villages, a Florida Adult community. A man walked over and sits down on the other end of the bench. 

After a few moments, the woman asks, 'Are you a stranger here?'
He replies, 'I lived here years ago.'

'So, where were you all these years?'
'In prison,' he says.

'Why did they put you in prison?'
He looked at her, and very quietly said, 'I killed my wife.'

'Oh!' said the woman. 'So you're single...?!'

1 comment:

  1. Heh. Being a single guy "of a certain age" I can kinda sorta vouch for that grain o' truth that's in this and EVERY joke. I have stories... ;-)


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