(Editorial note: I just realized that I have not posted anything political for many months. I guess I'm just as burned out as a paper match stub with the whole mess as one can be. Add to that the fact that a bazillion other folks with a comprutuh, and access to free blogwidth do it so really good...well...no reason to just be the 157th echo in the chamber. Besides, I titled this post like I did just to see if I could get any search visitors on The Gooble looking for "Nancy Pelosi is a WHORE!"...it's an experiment.)
I heard something this afternoon that truly made me laugh. And, man, did I laugh out loud!!! For about 20 minutes, I was in a spot where I HAD to listen to Hannity. Now, don't get me wrong, I'm sure Sean is a fine man...and is doing his dead level best to save America by converting one moron at a time...but, there is just something about his voice that reminds me of a dog that got somehow dragged backwards through a wood chipper.
Just sayin'...
Anyway, Hannity was railing on and on about how Meg Whitman had been tagged as a "ho" by somebody on Jerry Brown's campaign staff, or something. (NYUK! Can you really believe that California has fallen so low that they'd actually consider bringing him back for reruns? Heck, maybe he'll set his pup tent up in the rotunda of the Capitol building this time...not just in his apartment. Bwahahahahahahahahaha! If you live in California, you are truly screwed. As bad as it is everywhere else, y'all are retarded if you stay there. Just sayin'...) And, he screeched on and on about how if it was a Republican that had done that, all the fury of the MSM hell would have come to rest upon the poor bastid that got cotched on the phone saying it.
Hannity's screed had something to do with the head of the National Organization for Wombats. Evidently they got their boxers in a wad over it, too. I understand that they got so pissed off for a while that they went and carried Jerry's hybrid Prius to the top of the Transamerica Tower on their shoulders...took the wheels off, and set it on cinder blocks, and left a note saying, "Don't let nobody say HO."
It seems that whichever dyke that heads it up now pulled her/his wallet from her/his jeans (no doubt attached to the left front belt loop by a chain), and pulled out the "W" card to play. Obviously, the lebesian figured that at least one of her 17 members would care if she put a smackdown on some low level Californicator, who works for the fruit-fly hisself.
I just had to laugh. I mean, it's funny to me. Who in hades with one ounce of self-respect really worries if some retard that works for Jerry Brown calls them a ho? I mean, really?
Really?
I'm pretty sure that Meg Whitman is not a whore, and I'm pretty sure she understands that life, and politics are tough things to navigate. I would be willing to bet that if this Whitman chick is worth her salt, it has not bothered her one bit.
I'm also pretty sure that I can say this right here, and right now. Nancy Pelosi is a WHORE! And, Mary Landrieu is a WHORE!
Not in the "streetwalker" sense, mind you. I mean, there are just some things that people just won't pay money for...kinda' like that really ugly wood carving that your Grandma gave you for a wedding present that you have tried to sell about 14 times at garage sales...then once you tried to give a guy a quarter to take it off your hands, but he wouldn't bite.
Yeah, like that.
Yeah, like that.
I mean, Nancy Pelosi, or Mary Landrieu aren't real hos...I mean the kind that might make two dollars for a full night...after expenses. I mean...look at 'em.
But, I could see somebody paying a dollar to see Nancy The Snakewoman, or Mary The Pig Faced Girl, at the State Fair.
Dangit! I sure wish I knew The Photoshop good enough to make up a "Step Right Up" placard deal. Dangit, that would be a good one...really, it would! Have y'all ever noticed how NannyP looks like a snake, and Mary has that snout that makes her look like Arnold Ziffel? Well, trust me...they do.
As a right-wing, conservative/libertarian, believer in Jesus, gun owner, father, and husband, I can honestly say that I truly do not believe that prostitution should be illegal. Politics, yes...Prostitution, no.
Well, anyway...Nancy Pelosi is a WHORE!
(Okay, let's see what The Gooble comes up with on this. It probably won't be nothing, but you never know. I still get searchers looking for "Elena Kagan Nude." Seriously, I do. The last one was from Poland...nyuk...)
Mary and Arnold Ziffel! *WHEEZE, SNORT!* (and you're right, you know.)
ReplyDeletePelousi, in my view, is not only a whore, she's a Master Ninja Pimp/Whore -- it's all about the power and the quid pro quo. She's definitely a pro. And, seeing as how San Francisco is her base of operations, she may actually have that get-up hanging in her closet. Or in someone's closet.
Anyway -- good luck with your NANCY PELOSI IS A WHORE experiment this Thursday before COLLEGE GAMEDAY. (Although I think "Mary Landrieu is Arnold Ziffel's kissin' cousin" is much funnier.
They did get their dungarees in a wad over that one. If you think about it, Jerry Brown sort of looks like an older lesbian.
ReplyDeleteYou know the immediate past president of NOW (from 2001-2009)was a local gal (can I call her that?) and a graduate of La Tech.
That's about all I have to add. BTW, I'm up to almost 30,000 Iquana hits. Just thought you would want to know.
I'm about to email you too. I had a 'revealing' experience at 4 this morning, but I can't talk about it on here!
Just when I thought it was safe to put Andy on my blogroll...
ReplyDelete::shakes head::
*tsk*
You are number two for the search term now.
ReplyDeleteStill number two, but the number one is Urban Dictionary and that page only has a page rank of 3. We ought to be able to get that top slot.
ReplyDeleteHeh, Moogie...we're #1...good suggestion.
ReplyDeleteRoses, it is NEVER safe to put me on your blogroll. I thought I told you that a long, long time ago. That is why I don't publicly follow Blogger blogs, too. Ah loves ya' all the same, though.
Paul, you are relentless. I'm sitting at #4 last time I checked, but I whacked out last night early, and got up late.
I'm ill...so thoat, fever, achy. I think those vaccination people rurined me.
You are definitely number one for "Mary Landrieu is Arnold Ziffel's kissin' cousin." Of course, HuffPo is the only other site that ranks. HA!
ReplyDeleteSo, you do not recommend being infected with Hepatitis?
Dude, when I went back to get my TB stick checked, the nurse told me that my tetanus shot had Pertussis in there, too...and that some people feel like crap for several days.
ReplyDeleteI did, but thought it was over it. Maybe this is sumpin' else. Well, at least I've got a couple of days off from my paying job. Gonna get a little of my biz done, but mostly couch it, I think.
Dang, you got TB, too?!?!?!
ReplyDeleteDude, they porked me with so much junk, I might be pregnant.
ReplyDeleteBWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! You are too old to get pregnant!
ReplyDeleteNyuk! Yeah, and I forgot about that time I had my tubes tied...
ReplyDeletere: Mary. I'd hit that. Really, I would. I went looking for photographic evidence to back me up, just so the guffaws wouldn't drown me out and found this. Which you MIGHT find interesting.
ReplyDeleteBut the flip side of your hooker coin? NO Freakin' way. I do have standards, low as they may be.
Oh, geez, Buck! That's almost as scary as Nancy the Trick-Turner!
ReplyDeleteFeel better, Andy -- you're down to 5th now on Pelosi Whore, but don't let that hinder your recovery. Fighting off tetanus, whooping cough, HepB, and pregnancy is a full-time job.
Moogie: Don't I know it?
ReplyDeleteThanks for the kind wishes. I'll live, and be happy with #5.
"I'm offended"
ReplyDeletemarc in calgary
HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! NANY PELOBI IZ A GUD AN FIND WOMEN AN SHE DUE GUD 4 THE POUR AND DISESED!
ReplyDeleteU SHOLD BE SHAME ON U!
WIDDLE BILLY PEWOSI
Marc, I thought you might be...being the sensitive guy you are.
ReplyDeleteBilly, thanks for stopping by! "POUR AND DISESED!" Nyuk...
no, no, I'm offended that the speaker of the house, is a whore. ;)
ReplyDeletemarc in calgary
I support Nancy Pelosi and the Democrats.
ReplyDeleteThe Dems have gotten us out of economic messes before, and they will do so this time.
Remember that it was the Republican Party that put us in this mess in the first place.
The GOP sat there while the economy was sinking like Bush sat in a chair reading an upside down book during 9/11.
The Democrats are trying to fix things, but the fact is that it will take more than two years to get us back on track.
The Republicans point fingers and say the Dems are doing nothing or not enough, but they will not admit that this depression/recession is their fault.
The corrupt Republicans stole, lied, laughed and got rich while America suffered.
Now they want to get back in power.
NO WAY!
We will not forget the Bush years and the GOP buddy system.
Think when you vote and don't panic like the Republicans want you to do.
Continue taking this country back from them.
Your freedom and future are on the line.
Vote Democrat.
I am,
George Vreeland Hill
By the way ...
ReplyDeleteThat photo of Pelosi looking like a prostitute is really stupid.
George Vreeland Hill
Mr. Hill, vote on, Brother. Ask for extra pea soup tonight at the Nervous Hospital.
ReplyDeleteNyuk! I reckon that one sailed right over Mr. Hill's head...
ReplyDeleteLMAO...seriously, TD.
Andy, when his first declarative statement was, "The Dems have gotten us out of economic messes before, and they will do so this time," I knew he was either retarded or stark raving insane. A retarded person really wouldn't care about economics, so I figured he was NUTZ.
ReplyDeleteNervous hospital.