Post election thoughts (just typing out loud here)...

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*  I wonder what all those Dimocrap "Superdelegates" that robbed my man Hillary of her rightful office as President of the Democrats, and sent ObozO to the general election are thinking right now.  And, I wonder how many of them are looking for work this morning.


Reckon there's any "buyer's remorse?"

*  I called 70 & 8.  Wrong.  More like 65 & maybe 6.


*  A lot of damage can be done in two years.  We'll not likely repeal the HealthCare fiasco.  And, we're stuck with two more commie morons on the Supreme Court for decades.  If we ever recover from the last two years, it'll be after I'm dead and gone.


*  I wonder if Republicans will filibuster Judges.  Probably not.


*  I've got to look at Harry Reid's ugly mug for six more years.


*  But, I'd rather look at Harry's ugly mug than Schumer's.


*  Nikki Haley is hot.


*  Yesterday I heard John McCain on the radio say that he felt bad that Russ Feingold would likely lose his Senate seat.  John, you're a hero.  But, would you please just shut up.


Monor...


*  Blanche Lincoln supported ObozO's initiatives against the will of Arkansans.


Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!  But, the damage is already done.  Thanks, Blanche.  Have a good life.


*  Marco Rubio's wife is hot.

*  Cedric Glover gained 7 pounds last week.  Be careful, darlin'...Big Ced's on a binge. 


*  Has anyone ever won a write-in campaign for high office?  Alaskans are definitely an unusual bunch.

*  Back to work...

Well, the preliminary results are in...we've still got some catchin' up to do...

...but the night is young!

There are many precincts not reporting yet. 


Y'all don't give up HOPE!

Nancy Pelosi is a WHORE!

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(Editorial note:  I just realized that I have not posted anything political for many months.  I guess I'm just as burned out as a paper match stub with the whole mess as one can be.  Add to that the fact that a bazillion other folks with a comprutuh, and access to free blogwidth do it so really good...well...no reason to just be the 157th echo in the chamber.  Besides, I titled this post like I did just to see if I could get any search visitors on The Gooble looking for "Nancy Pelosi is a WHORE!"...it's an experiment.)

I heard something this afternoon that truly made me laugh.  And, man, did I laugh out loud!!!  For about 20 minutes, I was in a spot where I HAD to listen to Hannity.  Now, don't get me wrong, I'm sure Sean is a fine man...and is doing his dead level best to save America by converting one moron at a time...but, there is just something about his voice that reminds me of a dog that got somehow dragged backwards through a wood chipper.

Just sayin'...

Anyway, Hannity was railing on and on about how Meg Whitman had been tagged as a "ho" by somebody on Jerry Brown's campaign staff, or something. (NYUK!  Can you really believe that California has fallen so low that they'd actually consider bringing him back for reruns?  Heck, maybe he'll set his pup tent up in the rotunda of the Capitol building this time...not just in his apartment.  Bwahahahahahahahahaha!  If you live in California, you are truly screwed.  As bad as it is everywhere else, y'all are retarded if you stay there.  Just sayin'...)   And, he screeched on and on about how if it was a Republican that had done that, all the fury of the MSM hell would have come to rest upon the poor bastid that got cotched on the phone saying it.

Hannity's screed had something to do with the head of the National Organization for Wombats.  Evidently they got their boxers in a wad over it, too.  I understand that they got so pissed off for a while that they went and carried Jerry's hybrid Prius to the top of the Transamerica Tower on their shoulders...took the wheels off, and set it on cinder blocks, and left a note saying, "Don't let nobody say HO."

It seems that whichever dyke that heads it up now pulled her/his wallet from her/his jeans (no doubt attached to the left front belt loop by a chain), and pulled out the "W" card to play.  Obviously, the lebesian figured that at least one of her 17 members would care if she put a smackdown on some low level Californicator, who works for the fruit-fly hisself.

I just had to laugh.  I mean, it's funny to me.  Who in hades with one ounce of self-respect really worries if some retard that works for Jerry Brown calls them a ho?  I mean, really?  

Really?

I'm pretty sure that Meg Whitman is not a whore, and I'm pretty sure she understands that life, and politics are tough things to navigate.  I would be willing to bet that if this Whitman chick is worth her salt, it has not bothered her one bit.

I'm also pretty sure that I can say this right here, and right now.  Nancy Pelosi is a WHORE!  And, Mary Landrieu is a WHORE!  

Not in the "streetwalker" sense, mind you.  I mean, there are just some things that people just won't pay money for...kinda' like that really ugly wood carving that your Grandma gave you for a wedding present that you have tried to sell about 14 times at garage sales...then once you tried to give a guy a quarter to take it off your hands, but he wouldn't bite. 

Yeah, like that.

Yeah, like that.  

I mean, Nancy Pelosi, or Mary Landrieu aren't real hos...I mean the kind that might make two dollars for a full night...after expenses.  I mean...look at 'em.

But, I could see somebody paying a dollar to see Nancy The Snakewoman, or  Mary The Pig Faced Girl, at the State Fair.   

Dangit!  I sure wish I knew The Photoshop good enough to make up a "Step Right Up" placard deal.  Dangit, that would be a good one...really, it would!  Have y'all ever noticed how NannyP looks like a snake, and Mary has that snout that makes her look like Arnold Ziffel?  Well, trust me...they do.

As a right-wing, conservative/libertarian, believer in Jesus, gun owner, father, and husband, I can honestly say that I truly do not believe that prostitution should be illegal.  Politics, yes...Prostitution, no.

Well, anyway...Nancy Pelosi is a WHORE!

(Okay, let's see what The Gooble comes up with on this.  It probably won't be nothing, but you never know.  I still get searchers looking for "Elena Kagan Nude."  Seriously, I do.  The last one was from Poland...nyuk...)

The hits keep coming...

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I'll swear!  Day, after day, after day, after day, we continue to get visits from pervs looking for pictures of Helen Thomas, or Lindsey Evans, or that old male stripper dude I posted a while back because I was looking to figure out my male stripper name.

Sigh...

But, ya' gotta love this one.  Here is the most recent Sitemeter results of the millions of daily visits we get.

Note the search terms used by the obviously extremely astute searcher that made his/her way to Andy's Place.  I surely do invite said searcher to become a regular visitor!!!  Seems like my kind of folks.

As always, click on the little picture deal to make it mo' bigger.

To the guy in Baltimore,.."Come on back! I found what you were looking for!"

Hey y'all!

Y'all might remember that the other day we featured as our Teh Stoopid Search, some joker looking for "Pelosi picture in urinal."

I made this note:  Well, maybe it ain't so stupid.  I'd kinda like to see her on one of those little plastic dealies that holds the little pink fragrance cake thing.


Well, I accidentally ran across this picture this morning.

Pee Pee Pelosi

 Ain't it beautiful?  It's like a work of art, or something.  Why didn't I think of that?  I'd be rich!

Now it all makes perfect sense.  Sorry for calling your search "stoopid."  So, you can come on back now, I found it!


That's all.  I'll see y'all later!  But, if I don't, y'all have a fabulous Thursday.

Teh Stoopid Search of the day...

Okay, so some joker showed up here from Baltimore, MD, looking for this!  And The Gooble Search© made us #2.

Sigh...(click on it to see it big enough to read)

Well, maybe it ain't so stupid.  I'd kinda like to see her on one of those little plastic dealies that holds the little pink fragrance cake thing.

If ya' know what I mean...

Teh Stoopid Search of the day... (#15)

It's been a while since we've posted a Stoopid Search of the day.  Oh heck, I could post three or four a day if I wanted to, but nobody likes it except me.  So, I normally keep all the fun to myself.

But this one MUST be shared. Don't bother to thank me...

Today's Stoopid Searcher hails from Montreal, Quebec.  That is in the nation of Canada...kinda'. 

As you click on the Sitemeter results to the left, note what teh stoopid Frenchie (trust me, it was a Frenchie...the page results that he/she/whatever got upon landing here were in the French language) is looking for something that I can imagine no sane human wanting to display in their home, office, automobile, or local garbage dump.

You might have to click it twice to get it big enough to read.

The search in question is underlined in red.


Now, why in the name of all things holy in Oz would somebody want to find something like that?


But, what's really funny is the particular image that The Gooble Image Search® referred them to in the archives of Andy's Place.  Maybe The Gooble Image Search® ain't as wrong as I've made out.

Nyuk...

As always, "Teh Stoopid Search of the day" is brought to you by The Gooble is Wrong T-shirt.

 

The densest element -

I stole this off of Theo Spark this morning. But after spending the afternoon at Momma & Daddy's Place, I'm not quite sure that it is correct.

It is quite possible that Andium has replaced Pelosium as the "densest" element.  Well...at least the densest human body on the planet.  My goodness!  Ya' know, one should really not enter in to the sin of gluttony on any day...but especially not on the day we celebrate the resurrection of Christ!

But, I done it anyhow!  Man, that food was good...The Mrs. world famous white potato casserole (always the #1 request for family gatherings), asparagus casserole, yellow rice, rolls to die for, a fabulous fruit salad made with whipped cream and vanilla yogurt (the #2 request for The Mrs. for all events) and...

My baby brother (he's 47, but he's still the baby) has remarried.  This time, I think he hit the jackpot!  His two previous wives were true shrews...totally self-focused, and well...I'll quit trash-talking, seeing as it is still Easter.  But, I like his new wife.  She's "real folks," and throws in with the family like she's been around forever.  I'm happy for him.  But, he's likely to get fatter.

His wife brought a dessert.  It was a Sweet Potato Cheesecake with a halved pecan glaze.  I'll swear, I thought I was gonna kill myself, and die a happy man.  So, I'm sitting here at my desk reaching arm length to type, due to my distended belly.  So, I might just be the densest human...but I guess not the densest element.  I don't know what my atomic mass is.  But, then again, there are a lot of things I don't know.

So, I decided to go ahead and post this stolen deal.  Mostly because that image of (as Skunkfeathers calls her), Bella Pelosi...

Pelosium:

A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named Pelosium. Pelosium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311.

These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. 

The symbol of Pelosium is PU.

Pelosium's mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons within the Pelosium molecule, leading to the formation of isodopes.

This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientist to believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass.

When catalyzed with money, Pelosium activates CNNadnausium, an element that radiates orders of magnitude more energy, albeit as incoherent noise, since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons as Pelosium. 

Sunday Morning Sermon...

From PeaGreen...

A Thought to Brighten Your Day! When you are down in the dumps and think you have real problems, just remember: