A Thought to Brighten Your Day! When you are down in the dumps and think you have real problems, just remember:
SOMEWHERE IN THIS WORLD, THERE IS A POOR BASTARD NAMED MR. PELOSI!!!!!!
Now, don't you feel better about things? Sure, you do. I knew you would...
Ouch!
ReplyDeleteWhaddaya mean? I'd hit that.
ReplyDeleteIn the face.
With a shovel.
He's actually a RICH bastard. From The Wiki:
ReplyDeleteThe Pelosi family has a net worth of nearly $12.5 million as of 2008, largely from investments. In addition to their large portfolio of jointly owned San Francisco Bay Area real estate, the couple also owns a vineyard in St. Helena, California, valued between $5 million and $25 million. Pelosi's husband also owns stock, including $1 million in Apple Computer, and is the owner of the California Redwoods of the United Football League. Pelosi continues to be among the richest members of Congress.
But he still sleeps with a witch.
Buck, "But he still sleeps with a witch."
ReplyDeletePrecisely! But, probably not.
I mean, Basil kinda hit the door-nail with a shovel...
Sorry, Jim.
I would ride down a razor blade slippery slide into a swimming pool filled with rubbing alcohol just for a chance to sniff her panties.
ReplyDeleteTrenton Powers-Mellencamp: Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
ReplyDeleteAaaaahhhhh....
You did that, didn't you?
I would
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