Via computer letter from blog buddy, Deb. Again.
A KISS IS A KISS!
A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge so they stopped.
The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?" "I'm going to commit suicide," she says.
While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity so he asked... "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"
So she does... And it was a long, deep lingering kiss.
After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"
LOL~Did he push him off after that?
ReplyDeleteI hate when that happens!
ReplyDeleteCue visual of Jim Carrey as Ace Ventura using a plunger on his face...
ReplyDeleteThis biker has the same type bad luck as me.
ReplyDeleteHA! Thanks for the chuckle Andy ;-)
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