Where we at, and what we got??? (Week #4)

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Where we at?  HOME, finally.


What we got?  Almost ZERO energy.  But, things be looking up at work, and I have incredibly high hopes that all will be right with the world within one week  There is good news there that I do not have the energy to relate.


Just trust me on it.


I had been working this post over in my head for a couple of days, and I'll swear to y'all that it was gonna be the most funniest, cleverest, wittiest, whateverist post in the history of Andy's Place.


Just trust me on it.


But, it will not turn out that way, because I have forgot most of what I was going to write down on the worldwide computer.


Just trust me on it.


#1 (ranked) OU finally plays a football game against a conference opponent, instead of the junior high teams they've handled handily up to this point.  They should be able to handle Mizzou, seeing as they are well schooled on playing junior high teams.  I'm thinking 30-6.


#2 (ranked) 'Bama takes on the Hawgz.  This is a toughie.  Neither team has played nobody yet, and the truth is that they might not tomorrow.  I'm calling a blow-out one way or the other.


Or, maybe Corch St. Nick sneaks out one by 2 points.


Maybe.  Probably not.


#3 (ranked) my beloved LSU Tigers must travel to the pitiful State of Robert C. Byrd, to play the University of Robert C. Byrd coal miners, at Robert C. Byrd Stadium in Robert C. Byrd Morgantown, West Virginia.  Now, I am up for correction, but I can't think of any team that has opened their season by playing 3 teams ranked in the Top 25 in their first 4 games.


I could be wrong.


Maybe.  Probably not.


What worries me about this game is that the ghost of Robert C. Byrd was not sufficiently burned, and he's likely to be up there in the stands casting his hoo-doo upon my beloved Tigers (the bastard).  But I take great comfort in that fact that we gots a bunch of witchy wimmens down in the swamps ready to do some pilin' on in the spiritual realm.


Also, the altitube bothers me.  Robert C. Byrd Morgantown, WV sits at roughly 1200 foots above sea level, and it might be a bit hard for our sea-level Bengals to adjust.  However, I'm not factoring that in much.  I figure by the end of the first quarter, the coal miners will wish they was down in the hole (the oxygen will be better for them there).


LSU 40 - RCBU 9

Okie State gets a big conference game against the retarded Aggies of Texas A&M (who are doing their best to sell themselves like a twenty-five-cent whore to anyone that will have them).   The Cowboys will crush, destroy, and send the Aggies back to the University libary to do more coloring.


This will be a blow-out!  I'm thinking 55 - 3, Cowboys.


The rest of the games will go about as planned.


Except...BYU & UCF. 


BYU was embarrassed last week, and they will be playing for pride against UCF.  


BYU 24 - UCF 20.


And, we can not end this up without highlighting the worst game of the weekend.  The Bulldogs of Georgia will take on the Klan Bears of Ole Miss at 12:21 pm on Saturday.  


Nyuk!  

I'm thinking this one will end in a scoreless tie after 17 overtimes, and at least one official suffering a heart attack.

Thank God that ESPN 3 has the Liberty v. Lehigh game in that time slot...