Monday, October 31, 2011

Nyuk...(slightly modified from a computer letter funny from Dr. Jill)


86 year old Bessie bursts into the rec room at THE HOME.

She runs up to a card table where four old men are playing dominoes with her fist clenched.  She shouts out to them, "Any one of you that can guess what I've got in my hand can have sex with me tonight."

One old man looks up and says, "An elephant."

With a big smile on her face, Bessie says, "Close enough."


  1. I always thought that would be a good approach for a guy, but they always start screaming and blowing those whistles . . . .

  2. Jim, HEH!

    So, that was you I heard tell of the other night...

  3. You didn't mention whether she had her teeth in . . . .


Don't cuss nobody out, okay?