AND YOU HAVE TO BE AT WORK AT 0545 HRS AND YOU HIT THE "SNOOZE" TWICE AND FINALLY DRAG YOUR CRAPPY FEELING SELF OUT OF BED AND STUMBLE TO THE KITCHEN AND FIND THAT THE SINK SPRAYER IS TURNED AROUND THE WRONG WAY AND YOU SPRAY YOURSELF IN THE FACE AND THEN YOU PUT WATER IN THE COFFEE MAKER TWICE AND IT RUNS ALL OUT EVERYWHERE AND THE COFFEE IS TWICE AS MUCH AS YOU NEED AND HALF AS STRONG AS YOU NEED WHEN IT FINALLY GETS DONE?
Yeah...me, too.
Hopefully tomorrow will be better.
Man, I feel like crap! Tucker was sick for four days...then The Mrs. was sick for four days...
But, even though I feel like crap, I ain't receiving it!
NO! I shall awake mañana as fit as a fiddle!!!
Probably...maybe...probably not.
Crap...
Wednesday, December 14, 2011
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Finally got us one of those fancy-schmancy coffee makers that turns itself on at the programmed time. Load it before bed and all's good in the morning. Definitely worth the $29.99 or whatever it was that we shelled out for it.
ReplyDeleteI've got it too Andy, stuff is going around.
ReplyDeleteInno, THERE YOU GO BRAGGING AGAIN! SO YOU'VE GOT $29.95 FOR A COFFEE POT/MAKER DEALIE!!! GO AHEAD AND RUB MY ENORMOUS NOSE IN IT!
ReplyDeleteRich people that flaunt it really piss me off. Especially when I feel like crap...
Jimbo, sorry to hear you're under this same weather. Sucks. Hopefully, you've only got the four day crud, and not the "Call the gravedigger" crud.
There are two strains making the rounds.
Just sayin'...
Keep that crap there. I don't want it.
ReplyDeleteHope the Mrs. and Tucker are feeling better.
We make the coffee at night and it comes on automatically at the appointed time. I may not be a techno nerd on the computer, but I am somewhat modern.
ReplyDeletePepper and I had the "call the gravedigger" crud -- held on for a week! Starting to feel a little more human now.
ReplyDeleteI put the coffee in the basket and the water in the well of the ancient Mr. Coffee before bed and Pepper pushes the button before walking Bouie. When it's done, he pours it into the thermosy carafe that came with the fancy turn-itself-on job that rusted out and ruined the table's finish. That thing will keep coffee hot for hours!
Feel better soon!
You have a sink-sprayer? Dang. That's pretty upmarket!
ReplyDeleteI'd make the coffee and set the timer before going to bed back in the day when I had gainful employment (or at least a place that required my presence every day). MUCH less pain and suffering that way.
Little kids are the modern version of Typhoid Mary. I avoid them like (heh) the plague. Feel better, soonest.
Since I'm way cheep, and didn't useta have a fancy coffee maker, I got one of those lamp turner on thingys. Does the same thing. Just set it 30 minutes before you have to get up and it'll be ready!
ReplyDeleteAnd, think about this, you work in a hospital. Didn't anyone tell you that there's sick people there? And germs?
Hope you feel better soon!!