Our buddy posts a link to NORAD's Santa tracker each year. In fact, he's highlighting some of the Fat Man's stops over there at his joint tonight.
I've been looking at it. At the time of this writing, he's on the Ivory Coast...but don't worry, he'll get to your house some time tonight!
Don't he always?
You can see where he's at right here.
Y'all try to get some sleep, would you? If you don't go to sleep, he won't come!
2 days ago