Okay, I promised I wouldn't ask for help for a while, but I was mistaken.
We ALL know the old question "If a tree falls in the woods..."
(I will not finish it, because if you don't know the end of it then you are too ignurnt to hep. Just sayin'...)
Honestly, I've always come down on the "negative" side of that question. I mean, a tree falling in the woods does not really make a sound. It makes sound waves, but without a tympanic membrane within range, it's really never a "sound." Just my humble, expert opinion, and I am WAY up to be convinced otherwise.
I'm easily swayed.
Okay Sparky, here's the deal...
The Mrs. is away from Andy's Place for a couple of days attending a funeral in Okieland with The Mrs.-in-Law. So, #4 Son and I are bachin'.
Here's the question. (Purely hypothetical, of course...)
"If a man doesn't shave for two days, and The Mrs. isn't around to notice it, and he shaves right before he knows she's getting home on Saturday...did he really not shave on Friday?"
(Just trying to plan my Friday, and don't want to break my 2012 Resolution. Again.)
(You'll notice that there were NO LINKS to pitchers of naked fat chicks on this need for help blog post. I have mended my ways. Trust me. I have.)
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