Monday, March 12, 2012

Dry spell...


It happens.  

I haven't had much worth posting lately. 

Truth is, I've been forcing what I DO post.

Sure, I've got a million thoughts on the Presidential Election, Limbaugh's slut deal, and a gozillion really funny pitchers.

It just seems that when I get a few minutes to sit down to write/post/whatever, none of it seems all that valuable.  

Now, this is odd...For over four years, I've posted junk whether it was valuable or not.

But now...

Not so much.

Hey, here's a pitcher of a desperate canine!

I reckon when you're that ugly, you'll take what you can get.

Here's a pretty funny joke about a gal going to a nymphomaniac convention!   (I told this one today, and all the ladies just laughed like hyenas).

Truth is, I've got something on my mind that I can't seem to figure out a way to write about on an open glob.

Maybe I'll just hand write it out on a piece of it a couple of times...maybe keep it in the nightstand to look back at, or throw it away.

It's been a loooooooooong time since I've used the "write something out by hand therapy" deal.  

I know it works.

At least it helps.

Hey, here's a great poster of a raccoon making a statement that we all wish we'd have said at one time, or wish someone had said to us before we made a complete ass of ourselves.

Okay, so it ain't really a 'coon.

But, I think I'll take the advice anyway...



  1. I've just been insulted by a lemur. Yep, must be a Monday...

  2. I reckon when you're that ugly, you'll take what you can get.

    Let's not get PERSONAL about this stuff, mmm-kay?

  3. I'm kind of slow too. Not to name names, but maybe that certain public official will shoot someone with one of those M-16's and that could give me something to go on.
    Got stuff brewing for later in the year and early next year, but just slow right now.
    I'm waiting to use the racoon picture, I do have something in mind for it as you know!

  4. Inno, it's MONDAY. All day long...but take no offense. It's Monday for everybody.

    Buck...take no offense, 99% of us are in the same boat.

    Jimbo, you're welcome! But...we shall see which way the table turns on that one.

    Love, Birther

  5. I'll be glad when you and Jim have a lot to blog about. It has been slow lately. Great joke.

  6. Heh! Truly giggling like a 7 year old girl at a slumber party.

    We'll see what we can do, Bubba!

  7. Isn't that great, Paul? I won't tell you who came to mind when I saw it, but I'll just say I e-mailed it immediately to a commentor in this thread.

    Not Inno, Buck, or The Jew, neither.

  8. I rarely have anything important to say, but that doesn't keep me from blogging. Hmm, maybe that is why I have so few followers.

  9. What the heck is that creature? Is Inno right? A lemur? What's a lemur? I thought the lemur was attached to the hip bone. And, geez, they've got hands, just like us. Creepy. But very funny.

    Andy - I believe junk, talking about junk, considering its implications, is always good stuff for a post. Fred Sanford mined that stuff for over 5 years.

    As for that hand therapy deal, I understand there are some variations on the technique that have led to insanity. So be careful.

  10. Dan, I apreshuante the advice. Coming from you, I know you mean it sincerely. You've probably lectured on it. So, I'll proceed with caution.

    Lou, "followers" don't mean squat. Unless I'm one of 'em...just sayin'...

    Seriously, I don't even know how many folks "follow" this Titanic. Pity 'em, really...

    I know it's available on the Dashboard to figure out how many, and who. But, I NEVER look at it. In a way, I'd rather not know.


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