Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Church Hymns...

 Hey y'all,

           There's a time for everything.   So lets get serious.

                                          Church Hymns
A  minister decided  to do something a little different one Sunday  morning.  From the pulpit he said,  "Today I am going to say a single word and you  are going to help me  preach. Whatever single word I say, I want you to sing whatever hymn that comes to your  mind."
The  pastor shouted out, "CROSS." Immediately the congregation started singing in  unison, "THE  OLD RUGGED CROSS."
The  pastor hollered out, "GRACE." The congregation began to sing "AMAZING GRACE, how sweet the sound."
The  pastor said "POWER." The congregation sang "THERE IS POWER IN THE  BLOOD."
The  Pastor said, "SEX."  The congregation fell into total  silence.  Everyone was in  shock.  They
all nervously began to look around at one-another, afraid to say anything.
Then  all of a sudden, way from in the back of  the church, a little old 87 year old grandmother stood up and began  to sing "PRECIOUS MEMORIES."


  1. Since we rate things at Andy's Place in Nyuks, that one gets 3 nyuks!

  2. Yeah Jimbo, I almost made a fatal mistake this morning. I told that one to Pam while she was brushing her teeth...dang near choked herself.

  3. It's unanimous - this is a 3 Nyuk post.

  4. I think I know that lady! She sits 4 pews behind me!!

  5. I think I know that lady!

    That's no lady... that's my wife. (1/2 nyuk)

  6. It sure wasn't my mother...she was upset at my first baby shower because then she *KNEW* I was having sex!

  7. Mrs. Who, Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!

  8. Well, church hymns are all well and good, but I always found myself much more appreciative of the church hers.


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