Monday, March 10, 2008

MY MAN HILLARY CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT!!!!

I am just about exasperated with my man Hillary. I have been doing everything I can to get her elected as President of the Democrats, and she just keeps hitting every turd in the pasture! I just don't know what I'm gonna do with that man!!!

In this opinion piece, it appears that Hillary and Bill are trying to line up Obama as a VP running mate! I ain't real smart, but I think Obama is right when he says that he's probably gonna be President of the Democrats, so "what's up with that huh?"

Then, this article talks about how my man Hillarys' campaign is floating the idea that Obama might not be able to get "security clearance" to even be Vice President. Come on Hillary...quit grabbing at straws here. You're starting to look pathetic, dangit!

Your campaign is just really stinking up the hay barn! If you're gonna be President, you gotta prove that you can at least run a campaign for heavens sake! If you don't believe it, just ask Bush 41 and James Baker. What did Bush have...a 90% approval rating after Desert Storm? A couple of years later some hick was standing with his hand on the Bible taking GHWs' job.

But this really showed me how ignorant Hillary is...she can't do nothing right!





The "Bunny Ears" go behind Bill's head for heavens sake!

2 comments:

  1. She's not only finding every turd in the pasture....she is hitting all the fresh ones.....

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  2. EEEEWWWWWW! Good one Walt. Yep, Hillary seems to find new ways every day to step in it. Bless her heart! I guess she's a city gal, and never learned how to jump the pie.

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