RETRACTION? BARACKO' MIGHT BE SHARPER THAN I GIVE HIM CREDIT FOR...

I have always figured O'Bama too stupid to find his own ass with the help of a proctologist, but I received this computer letter from Bart:

Last Tuesday, as President Obama got off the Helicopter in front of the White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm. He was returning from a visit to The Hope, Arkansas Watermelon Festival, where he served as "Grand Wizard" of the parade.

The squared away Marine guard snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "Nice pigs, Sir."

The President replied, "These are not just pigs. These are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, and I got one for Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi."

The squared away Marine again snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "Excellent trade, sir!"

Maybe I figured the old boy wrong...