ALL IS RIGHT WITH THE WORLD! ANDY IS FINALLY ON "THE FACEBOOK"!!!

Well, after many long years days of pondering the deal, I finally decided to register myself up on The Facebook.

And I'll tell y'all, it is just as cool as the other side of the pillow!

Just a few minutes after becoming a member of The Facebook, the invitations started pouring in from folks to be their "friend" on The Facebook. Now...how cool is that? I got invites from folks I hadn't talked to in years. It was so WAY COOL to look at how old and ugly they've gotten...not like me, of course.

(Let me give you a little tip on The Facebook. Make sure that your e-mail box will handle PLENTY of e-mails. It was truly overwhelming, and humbling.)

So then, a day or two later I started getting invitations to be the friends of other folks. Some of them I kinda remember...some not nearly so much as "kinda." But you know...you don't want to hurt anybody's feelings, so you click on the dealie that says "Heck Yeah!"

So, all of a sudden, I have something like 92 "friends" on The Facebook. Truth is, about 5 of them were my "friends" already. The others are folks that I just kinda know. But now we are REALLY, REALLY FRIENDS! Know how I know? Because I am informed of everything they are thinking about, and every move that they make during the day. Plus, I get to take all kinds of tests that my"friends" feel are VERY important for me to take.

For instance, I have got no less than 7 "challenges" to take The Facebook IQ Test. I have tried it 7 times now, and I'll tell y'all, this is not for the faint of brainpower. I mean, IT IS TOUGH! Turns out that I am WAY smarter than I figured. And I have gotten about 5 "test challenges" to find out how well I know my hometown, Bossier City, LA.

Even though I was really busy, I finally decided to take the "How Well Do You Know Bossier City" quiz. I decided that I would screw around and purposely answer EVERY question wrong.

It's WAY cool! Even though I answered EVERY question wrong, I still qualify as a "Townie." The Facebook tells me that I definitely live in Bossier City, and people ask me for directions. Now...how cool is that?

It took me a while to get the hang of The Facebook. I stumbled around the linkie deals, and probably signed up for some junk I don't want...but it is WAY cool!

After I figured out the whole deal, I discovered how WAY cool it is to let your "friends" know what's going on in your life. Y'all really all ought to get a spot on The Facebook. Let me show you what my entries were today...again, it's REALLY, REALLY, WAY cool...and I can tell all of my 92 "friends" (oh wait...I just heard the e-mail box click in...could be another "friend") just exactly what they REALLY need to know.

ANDY woke up at 4:30 am...can't sleep much later than that. I had a rough night, what with pondering the discovery of fire and all.

ANDY had to take a dump at 4:32 am.

ANDY went back to bed after taking a dump at 4:33 am (I'm a quick dumper)

ANDY finally dragged himself out of bed at 4:45.

ANDY fed Sadie at 6:00 am. She was hungry, and almost broke down the back door letting me know. LOL...she's so stinkin' cute! LOL

ANDY needs to tell y'all that I've got to work, so I probably won't be back on The Facebook until later, at 8:47 am.

ANDY had to quit working for a minute to go tinkle, at 10:42 am.

ANDY had to tinkle again at 1:39 pm.

ANDY got finished with work about 2 this afternoon. Man, it was hot and muggy today. I usually tinkle more than this, but hey...it's hot and muggy. LOL...I mean...LOL!

ANDY just fed Sadie again at 4:30 pm on the dot. Sadie won't eat if it's not exactly at 4:30...LOL!

ANDY told The Mrs. that he was going to be the next Food Network Star, and cooked up a new recipe I've never tried, at 5:23 pm. See...it's fried burritos and Great Value macaroni & cheese. Doesn't that look just sinful???? LOL!!!!




ANDY 's tummy is full of his new recipe. Yummy!!! I mean Yummy! at 6:22 pm.

ANDY is glad that Sadie likes table scraps, because nobody else appreciates his cooking! at 7:02 pm.

You see? The Facebook is a fabulous place to hang out...now all 93 (no, now it's up to 95 just while I'm telling y'all about it) of my friends on The Facebook can calculate my bowel movements, urination, victories, failures, and know deep in their hearts just how much I love each and every one.

Give it a try. Sign up for The Facebook tonight...and be sure when you "Add a Friend," that you don't leave me out...tomorrow is gonna be more interesting than today, I guarantee...