Monday, October 25, 2010

One ORNERY Cowboy!

Courtesy of Big Tony...

A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. 

'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked.
'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered.
'On a trip to the Black Hills out in  South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers, who were threatening a young woman.  I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. 
So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face ... kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off or I'll kick the crap out of all of you!'
St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?'

 

'Couple of minutes ago.'

6 comments:

  1. I should have seen that one coming.

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  2. Yeah Lou, me too. But it sneaked up on me anyhow.

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  3. Can't believe I fell for that one...

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  4. Don't beat yourself up, Lemon Stand. I did, too.

    Sure, it's not ALL THAT funny. But, trust me...several folks will be telling that one before they hit the sack tonight.

    Trust me...

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Don't cuss nobody out, okay?