Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Stolen junk Wednesday...


Well, no "upset" for my Bulldogs over Boise.  Actually, when you look at the stats, it should have been closer.  But it was just not to be.

Since I still got nothing, here's some good junk I found on the net this am.  These first three I stole off Theo.

I want one!

Spooky!  Even too spooky for Halloweems!

Great Poster!

I love this next one.  I stole it off Pseudonym.

Pseudo also had a great story.  I have often joked in the past about my belly button lint figurines.  This dude actually has the material.  It seems that a librarian has a "record" belly button lint collection.  Can you believe that?  A Librarian?

Here's a pretty funny computer letter that Dr. Jill sent me.  Nyuk...


1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.... Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.

Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said . . . You wear underpants don't you?

He said.... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said ... That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!

He said ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said...Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said . . We don't know; it has never happened.

She said . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good- looking?
He said . . . They already have boyfriends.

He said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
She said . . . A widow.

He said . .. . Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

Well, that's all I got on this here least for now.  All a bunch of stolen junk, and one computer letter.  Yep!


That's it!

Well look, y'all struggle on through the week.  It'll be done before you know it.  I love y'all!  I mean it!


  1. re: bumper sticker. I want one of those too! Srsly. My Dubya sticker from 2004 is beginning to fade.

    re: Obama-kin. That's flag abuse. There are laws against that sort of thing. Well, there's a flag display code, if not a law.

    re: men and women. Heh. I no longer have to fight those battles. Peace In Our Time.

  2. Excellent stolen stuff! Especially the poster and bumper sticker!

  3. LOL. I'm posting that bumper sticker on Facebook!


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