Stolen junk Wednesday...

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Well, no "upset" for my Bulldogs over Boise.  Actually, when you look at the stats, it should have been closer.  But it was just not to be.


Since I still got nothing, here's some good junk I found on the net this am.  These first three I stole off Theo.


I want one!

Spooky!  Even too spooky for Halloweems!

Great Poster!

I love this next one.  I stole it off Pseudonym.

Pseudo also had a great story.  I have often joked in the past about my belly button lint figurines.  This dude actually has the material.  It seems that a librarian has a "record" belly button lint collection.  Can you believe that?  A Librarian?


Here's a pretty funny computer letter that Dr. Jill sent me.  Nyuk...

Definitions:

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.... Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.

Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.


AND;
He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said . . . You wear underpants don't you?

He said.... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said ... That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!

He said ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said...Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said . . We don't know; it has never happened.

She said . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good- looking?
He said . . . They already have boyfriends.

He said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
She said . . . A widow.

He said . .. . Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

Well, that's all I got on this here humpday...at least for now.  All a bunch of stolen junk, and one computer letter.  Yep!


Yep!


That's it!


Well look, y'all struggle on through the week.  It'll be done before you know it.  I love y'all!  I mean it!