Yep! It's quiet here at Andy's Place. Nobody's here except little ol' me. So, I decided to look at The Sitememeter (which I haven't done in a while).
We still have our standard "stripper," "male stripper," "elena kagan nude," "don't trust chinese people," "midget wrestling," searchers and all. But I ran across a couple of new
The Gooble Search© terms that we're getting hits on.
As you click to get the big picture, the one that really has me scratching my head is number 98 on the list. Maybe I was absent the day that I posted something relevant to that particular subject...because I just can't recollect it.
You'll also notice #84, and #85. I checked the ip address of the searchers. And, yep! It's the same guy...
Bwahahahaha! WOW. That guy was bored. Or maybe he was testing to see if someone would notice.
ReplyDelete"penis lizzard"...really? I don't get that one.
ReplyDeleteI've gotten some weird searches before, but I don't think I've ever seen one for a penis lizzard. Of course, I've never posted anything like that so I wouldn't get that search, would I, hmmm?
ReplyDeleteMaybe he's from Dardanelle, AR. Their high school mascot is the Sand Lizard. That could explain the uinterest in Razorback tats (yes, Andy, I noticed!), but I still can't find a way to connect that to boy parts.
ReplyDeleteAnd I don't think I want to.
Moogie, we're certainly agreed on that one!
ReplyDeleteDoes it ever worry you that these kind of searches land people on your blog? Just sayin...
ReplyDeleteDave, actually this kind of stuff doesn't bother me so much. What bothered me was all those "nigger-this," or "nigger-that" search visitors I was getting. I cured that by editing my sidebar...worked, too! Haven't had those miserable racists around this joint since.
ReplyDeleteThere is something called a "penis lizard," I've discovered. If the UK Telegraph can be believed.
Actually, the "penis lizzard (sp)" search was an image search. It landed the searcher on this picture I posted a while back.
I have posted stories about my friends Janetta and Joy - and get hits for people searching for something called Janetta Joy Boobs. Then there was the post about working and I called it Slave Girl...
ReplyDeleteLou, that's funny. Janetta Joy Boobs...nyuk. And, I don't even want to go there with the "slave girl" deal...some people...
ReplyDeleteOoooh. The picture of that woman is just so wrong on so many levels. Excuse me, I need to go lotion up now.
ReplyDeleteExcuse me, I need to go lotion up now.
ReplyDeleteMoogie, when I first saw that picture it reminded me of a few old broads I've seen in Gulf Shores, and Pensacola. Seriously...I think these broads (and a guy I can remember) have probably willed their skin to Tony Lama.