Saturday, January 22, 2011

Living Will...

From PeaGreen.

  My Living Will

 
Last night, my kids and I were sitting in the living room and I said to them,
 
'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle.  If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'
 
They got up, unplugged the Computer, and threw out my wine.
 

8 comments:

  1. Toooooooooooooooooooo Funny! Thanks for the chuckle! I needed that! I can always count on you. :)

    P.S. Sometimes I go to your blog just to see the picture of you and your new hat.....always brings a bout of hysterical laughter for Dale and I. :) Such a cutie-bug!!!!!

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  2. They got up, unplugged the Computer, and threw out my wine.

    At which point said chilluns would be in DIRE need of attention from the EMTs. And I might would be charged with a felony. Just sayin'.

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  3. Jill, don't bother to thank me. I put that up as a profile shot just for you. Really, I did.

    Buck, ummmmm...I've seen your sons. And, I've seen you. I don't think you could take 'em if it was over a glass of wine.

    A beer...oh yeah, their next stop would be the ER.

    Lemonlady...you're welcome. I just love short shots like that one. Mostly because they're not too long for me to remember.

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  4. Andy, that's a good one! It made my evening, thanks!!!!

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  5. They'd have to sleep sometime, Andy. ;-)

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  6. great story. I always read you in the morning and start my day with a smile.

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  7. Bad, bad children! That's what happens when you encourage them to think for themselves.

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Don't cuss nobody out, okay?