Thursday, April 14, 2011

The Lottery...

From Dr. Jill via computer letter...

Let's see if she is a woman of her word.

A husband says to his wife "What would you do if I won the lottery?"  She says "I would take half and leave you."  "Excellent" he replies.  "I won $12.  Here is your $ get out."


  1. You know that was going to blow up in her face. Oh well. She should be grateful it wasn't a scratch off otherwise she'd be pocketing half of $3. That'll buy her a drink and a .99¢ food item.

  2. $6 is a windfall at a Dollar Store...

  3. Too close to home fer me, coz that actually happened. Tis a long story that I won't go into but true, nonetheless.

  4. Close to home for me, too, but still funny!


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