Let's see if she is a woman of her word.
A husband says to his wife "What would you do if I won the lottery?" She says "I would take half and leave you." "Excellent" he replies. "I won $12. Here is your $6...now get out."
Thursday, April 14, 2011
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You know that was going to blow up in her face. Oh well. She should be grateful it wasn't a scratch off otherwise she'd be pocketing half of $3. That'll buy her a drink and a .99¢ food item.
ReplyDelete$6 is a windfall at a Dollar Store...
ReplyDeleteToo close to home fer me, coz that actually happened. Tis a long story that I won't go into but true, nonetheless.
ReplyDeleteClose to home for me, too, but still funny!
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